May 2013
will justin sit in a closet for 30 minutes?
justin just came out of the closet
he thought everyone was going to look for him
but we kinda just left him in there
justin is hiding in a closet
he is going to have to come out sooner or later
So I will actually perform sex on you if you take me to see Star Trek and The Great Gatsby. No animals and no cameras. Anything else goes.
Well naturally Lord Renly made his own kingsguard and named them the Rainbow Guard. These books can be really funny at times.
Deloris Herbig is in Reaper and Dead Like Me? I wonder if she had a small interconnectivity crisis when her agent called her.
Dude the Devil in Reaper is Laura Palmer’s Dad from Twin Peaks. Its creepy.
I wanna see The Great Gatsby so bad. Someone take me and you can have my hand in marriage.
Just finished A Game of Thrones. Book so good. Cant think thoughts. Book next start. what happens
The only thing I can’t take seriously in FUN. is the crazy vocal effects/sampling. I could do without it. Otherwise, they’re alright.
Ok. I take it back. I like FUN. Whatever. Fuck it.
When someone makes fun of one of my friends I think to myself, don’t you dare talk to them like I do
I love bad b’s, I got an f’in P. And yeah I like to F, I got an f’in P.
I swear a four year old boy just rode by my house on a tractor. How do you know when you should report something?
Spend enough time with anyone and you’ll see their character flaws. If you can’t help but point them out thats your flaw.
Which is a better title for my club of people who can only afford to eat noodles? NoodLyfe or Noodle Culture. The first one I think.
At first I asked myself why make stroganoff at ten in the morning? And then I asked myself why not?
Something I need to train my brain to do : Stop overselling things. If someone agrees with you, don’t continue on and on. You won!
Why is it cold still?
I am truly an understanding, loyal and supportive friend and anyone who does not see that is not worth a hill of beans.
I’m scared of everything and yet I’m brave enough to go out and talk to strangers. I really deserve a pat on the back.
If I had a house sigil it would be a smiley face I think.
Im pretty sure the singer of Cold War Kids is Woody Harrelson
How do you know if you’re an annoyance? hint one: having to ask yourself that question.
And show. I be on my book and show ship.
A Game of Thrones is such a good book
If they want to give you a name, take it, make it your own.
April 2013
me: "Its nice outside today."
cute girl: "yeah it really is, are you going out later?"
me: "Yes when I leave here, I will go out there. I won't be in here anymore."
Oh and so far nobody thinks Jack of Clubs is funny. I’m alone on this one.
Not used by you, used by someone else. It was a misleading post. or maybe it made sense to most people, I dont know. sleepcity.
Do you ever want to tell your idiot friend they are being used but its none of your business really?
And this is as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes gettin wet
Its a really haunting instrument, the flute
Going to start using the phrase Jack of Clubs as an insult. As in “What are you mad? You Jack of Clubs.”
I cant believe I waited so long to watch The Mighty Boosh. This show is me but weirder.
As long as I got my stupid tie
All I’m sayin is if you have to amputate my foot, I better get some milk of the poppy.
Why cant the Knight’s Watch do it? Thats messed up.
Also Ive never wanted a character to get stabbed in the throat more than Geoffry. creepy blond freak.
I miss Ned though
I find myself humming the Game of Thrones theme quite often
